I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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