IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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