8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
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