apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Randomize
