Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(305): View more from Florida

absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.

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(504): View more from Louisiana

standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.

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(757): View more from Virginia

so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?

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(305): View more from Florida

One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.

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(339): View more from Massachusetts

Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.

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(505): View more from New Mexico

I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..

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(410): View more from Maryland

Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"

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(530): View more from California

I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.

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(251): View more from Alabama

I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.

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