Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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