Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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