I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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