Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
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It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
Randomize
