ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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