how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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