I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
