I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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