Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
my poor anus
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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