Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
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