Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
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