Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
This is my gift to your gina
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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