Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
Fuck appropriateness.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.�
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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