we're blogging at a bar
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
I am spending my child support on dildos
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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