when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
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