THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
This is the high leading the old right now
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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