Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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