Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
hell yes lets make some ravioli
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
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