I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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