hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
Randomize
