love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Randomize
