brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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