belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Swine flu. Run for my life!
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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