Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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