Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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