just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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