I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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