I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
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