i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
either way he was missing a nipple.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
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