walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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