beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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