You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
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