Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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