are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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