Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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