Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
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