Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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