If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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