Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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