I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
It's just like the Real World with babies
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
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