please come you make the beer taste better
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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