Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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