There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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