Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
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