Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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